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Why didn"t the dinosaur cross the road? and other prehistoric riddles by Joanne E. Bernstein

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Published by A. Whitman in Niles, Ill .
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  • Riddles, Juvenile.,
  • Dinosaurs -- Humor.,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • Dinosaurs -- Wit and humor.,
  • Prehistoric peoples -- Wit and humor.,
  • Riddles.

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Edition Notes

StatementJoanne E. Bernstein and Paul Cohen ; pictures by Carl Whiting.
ContributionsCohen, Paul, 1945-, Whiting, Carl, ill.
LC ClassificationsPN6371.5 .B444 1990
The Physical Object
Pagination1 v. (unpaged) :
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL1859558M
ISBN 100807590770
LC Control Number90012726

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With a generous three riddles per page—most of them clever, genuinely funny, and sometimes even educational—plus comic (if unassuming) two-color illustrations, this 11th collection from the witty Bernstein-Cohen team is a sure-fire seller, a bargain at the price. Get this from a library! Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?: and other prehistoric riddles. [Joanne E Bernstein; Paul Cohen; Carl Whiting] -- A collection of riddles about dinosaurs and cave men, including "What does a dinosaur have on the bathroom floor? Rep-tiles.".   OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.   My 6yr old son telling a joke at the dinosaur show, Fremantle WA.

  The dinosaur crossed the road, because the dino had his eye on this chicken. They had been seeing alot of eachother for the last week. Dino got up the courage to ask the chick out for a date.   And one of the workers said, "This'd make a great 'why did the dinosaur cross the road' joke." And his mate, who'd just got a nasty splinter from the . Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Close. Posted by 3 years ago. Archived. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken didn't exist. 2 comments. share. save hide report. 80% Upvoted. This thread is archived. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Sort by. best. level 1. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet! Why did the hedgehog cross the road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate! Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side! Why did the nose cross the road? Because it kept getting picked on!! Why did the banana cross the road? Because it was running away from Reviews: 2.

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